Gyllenspoon

I saw a headline Tuesday that announced rumors of a Jake Gyllenhaal-Reese Witherspoon romance. Nothing too notable in and of itself, but the headline referred to the potential union as "Gyllenspoon." It's the latest in a long line of bad celebrity joint-names. ("Bennifer," "Brangelina," and of course, "Filliam H. Muffman."*)

Might I suggest that we apply the term "Gyllenspoon" to denote the spoon that is used to prepare heroin for injection? We'll see how long the media mentions it then.

* joke taken from The Colbert Report