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Every time I have to go to Wal-Mart, I want to treat myself to a vasectomy. That way, there would be no way that I, too, would help inflict the punishment on the rest of the world that is children. Why can't stupid people - the ones who are procreating so much - think this way?

And while I'm at it, why is it that no kids ever know how to shut the hell up? I suppose kids will be kids, but if that's the case, don't bring them to a place where I could potentially be.

Oh wait, I don't get laid regularly anyway, so I suppose that's not that much of an issue.